January 1982. The Blizzard of Ozz plays
Veterans Memorial Auditorium, and for a few chaotic seconds, Des Moines became
the center of the American freak show.Ozzy Osbourne is onstage. Lights slicing through
smoke; guitars loud enough to rearrange your organs. The crowd is packed in
tight. Denim and teenage adrenaline fill the auditorium.
Then something comes flying onto the stage. Small.
Dark. Flopping wings.
A bat.
Depending on who you ask, it was a rubber toy or
the real deal—a dead bat someone had brought like a twisted party favor. Either
way, it lands near Ozzy’s boots, and that’s when reality shifted.
Ozzy picks it up. And bites it. The crowd watches,
unsure how to react. They aren’t horrified. Just stunned. Like their brains
need a second to catch up and decide—is it part of the show or some new-fangled
Ozzy Voodoo ritual?
Then it hits. Screams. Cheers. Confused people,
unsure how to react.
Afterward, Ozzy said he thought it was rubber.
Maybe, but— There’s something unsettling about it. Grabbing something off the
ground and biting it.
The moment lives on, one of those stories
that’s too ridiculous to die. Forty years later, the legend persists. And the
question—reality or sideshow.