James W. Grimes landed in Burlington when it
was still half frontier, half fever dream—muddy streets, cheap whiskey, and men
who argued politics like they were swinging shovels. Grimes fit right in. “This
is a place where a man can make something of himself,” he supposedly said.
“Preferably noise.”
Everyone who met him remembered his voice. Not
loud, but cutting. It could slice through a crowded saloon and make the piano
player lose his place. One editor said, “Grimes didn’t speak; he struck.”
Another said, “He had the manner of a man who expected you to be wrong.”
In 1854, Iowa made him governor—a bad idea for
anyone who preferred peace. Grimes was built for conflict. Slavery’s supporters
tried to push their influence west, and he met them like a brick wall. “If
slavery enters Iowa, it will come over my dead body,” he said, and people
believed him. He didn’t smile when he said it. He didn’t smile much at all. A
Davenport paper described him as “a man who looks permanently disappointed in
human nature.”
He became one of the early architects of the
Republican Party, back when it was more movement than machine. He didn’t care
if he made enemies. “Let them shout,” he said. “I’ll shout louder.” When a
rival called him radical, Grimes shrugged it off. “If freedom is radical, the
Founders were radicals,” he said, and the line stuck because it sounded like
something hammered into metal.
