Most people don’t think of Iowa when they
think of Bigfoot.
They
think of the Pacific Northwest. Giant pine trees. Fog. Mountains. Hairy
creature stomping through the woods of Washington or Oregon.
Iowa
gets left out of that conversation. We’re supposed to be cornfields, small
towns, and tractors rolling down two-lane roads.
That’s
what makes the stories fun.
Over
the years, stories have leaked out about Iowans seeing something big, dark,
hairy, and not quite right. It’s not just campfire talk either. Some of these
stories made the newspapers and TV. Regular people went on record, saying they
saw something they couldn’t explain.
Bigfoot
made a front-page appearance in the Des Moines Register in
August 1977. Their source was Cliff LaBrecque, a self-styled Bigfoot specialist
who said he’d spent twelve years tracking the creature through Iowa.
He hadn’t caught it. Couldn’t say whether or not it was real.
Now,
do I think a family of Sasquatches is living behind a dumpster outside Mike’s
Fun Foods in Clinton?
Probably
not.
But
I think Iowa has the right places for stories like that to grow.
Take
Ottosen. A tiny town in Humboldt County. Back in the 1970s, locals reported
seeing a large, hairy creature near town. Once talk like that starts, it takes
on a life of its own. Somebody sees something tromping along the road. Somebody
else hears crashing in the trees. Then your cousin finds tracks down by the
creek.
The
next thing you know, everybody’s talking about the monster in Ottosen.
And
that’s where it gets interesting. In a big city, weird stories get swallowed
up. In a small town, they stick.
In
July 1978, Humboldt County got a fresh round of scares. People reported weird
screams in the night. Fences were found broken. Some cattle were dead or
injured. A creature watched Anna Dodrill through her kitchen window. It
wandered into Robert Newell’s barn. Mark Thompson saw it in his soybean field.
A group of high school kids saw it, too.
That’s
how legends spread. Not all at once, but house by house, field by field.
Then,
in 1979, Byron Davis told the Des Moines Register he saw a
strange creature by the Boone River. It was seven feet tall and weighed upwards
of 450 pounds, with long, thick red hair. And it didn’t look like a man or an
ape.
That’s
the detail that always hooks people. Not just that something was seen, but that
the witness insists it didn’t fit anything familiar.
The Des
Moines Register didn’t stop there. In its November 12, 1978 issue, the
paper cataloged ten Bigfoot sightings from around Iowa. A woman in Knoxville
saw one standing eight to ten feet tall and weighing as much as 700 pounds.
Some high school students saw one on a dirt road in the Dean Bottoms. The next
day they found strange three-toed footprints.
That’s
a lot of Bigfoot sightings for a state better known for seed corn.
Something
happened in West Bend several years later. In 2014, the Storm Lake
Times ran a story with the headline "Bigfoot Lives Near West
Bend." Area residents talked about odd noises, tracks, and sightings in the
countryside.
What
I love about this one is that people didn’t describe a giant monster. It was
smaller, around five feet tall.
That
feels more believable somehow.
Not
because I think there’s a short Bigfoot wandering around Palo Alto County, but
because real sightings are normally messy. People don’t all report the same
neat movie-version creature.
They
report quick glimpses. Shapes. Movement. Something crossing a ditch line faster
than it should. Something in the shadows.
And
if there are pictures, they’re grainy. Black and white. With maybe a hint of
something you can barely see.
That’s
how these things usually work.
If Bigfoot ever wandered Iowa, it wouldn’t be standing in the middle of a cornfield waving at traffic. It’d stay as far away from crazy farmers toting shotguns as it could.
People
who’ve never been in Northeast Iowa picture the state as flat. Just fields of corn and beans.
Then they drive up into the Driftless Area and realize that’s not true. There
are steep ridges, heavy woods, deep hollows, limestone bluffs, cold streams,
and roads that twist through dark valleys. Some of it feels more like Wisconsin
or Appalachia.
That’s
why TV crews came to Yellow River State Forest. If you’re looking for spooky
woods, that’s a good place to start.
And
if you’ve ever been in timber like that after dark, you know how little it
takes to get your imagination moving. A branch snaps. Something splashes in the
creek. An owl hoots. You hear footsteps that are probably deer but sound
heavier—like a monster lumbering out of the woods.
Every
shadow turns into a hairy monster, ten feet tall.
That’s
the real fuel behind most Bigfoot sightings. Not monsters. Atmosphere.
Still,
not every witness should be laughed off. Most people who report strange things
aren’t trying to get their name in the paper. They’re embarrassed and know what they're saying sounds crazy. They usually start out saying something like, “You can believe me or
not, but…”
That’s
not someone perpetrating a hoax. It’s someone who saw something odd and can’t fit it into
a box.
Most
sightings probably have normal explanations.
A
deer can look shockingly strange in low light. If one rears, jumps, or turns
sideways in headlights, it can look like a creature from another planet. Bears
are rare here, but they crawl out of the woods occasionally. Large dogs, people
in heavy coats, shadows, distance, nerves—given the right circumstances—they
can look like monsters.
Memory
matters too.
Somebody
sees a shape at dusk. Ten years later, the story becomes clearer, bigger,
hairier, and more dramatic than it was on the night it happened. That’s human
nature.
But
I’ll say this.
Mississippi
River towns have steep, timbered hills and ravines. Southern Iowa has rough
brush country and creek bottoms. Old railroad grades vanish into the woods.
There are places where you can be a hundred yards from a road and feel lost.
That’s
where legends grow.
And
maybe that’s why people like Bigfoot stories so much. They remind us that the
world isn’t fully explained. We still like the idea that something unknown
might step across a gravel road and disappear before we get a good look.
A
little mystery keeps the blood pumping.
Personally,
I don’t think there’s a large population of them hiding in Iowa. But do I think
people have seen things they couldn’t explain.
That’s
enough to spark a story. And once a place gets a story, every strange sound
after that belongs to it.
That’s
how Ottosen and West Bend became Bigfoot country. It’s why people still whisper
about strange creatures in the Northeast Iowa woods.
Do
I believe in Bigfoot?
Maybe.
Do
I believe Iowa has produced some great Bigfoot stories?
Without
question.
And
if you find yourself driving a lonely gravel road some fall night, with timber
on both sides and your headlights barely cutting the dark, and something big
moves just beyond the ditch line…
You’ll
understand why the stories never quite die.
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